“They shredded the cat?!”

From a post on my Facebook wall:

“So, no exaggeration, my friend got laid off from a telemarketing job after many years of faithful service. She tells me this, and I say, ‘Hold on. Have I got the book for you.’ sent it to her. She texts me yesterday out of nowhere, ‘they shredded the cat?!'”

My work here is done.

TK